Everyone loves gifts. The feeling of unwrapping a gift cannot really be described. Choosing the right gift for your loved one is an art you must acquire. Gifts should be picked up only after much deliberation and we must ensure that the person who receives the gift feels attached to it- something like personalized engraved compact mirrors.
Have you ever had an experience when you wanted to strangle the person who gave you a really lame gift. Well we certainly found some :)
Have you ever had an experience when you wanted to strangle the person who gave you a really lame gift. Well we certainly found some :)
Diamonds are forever
It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow. When I asked her what she wanted, she said something with diamonds would be nice. I've bought her a packet of playing cards.
It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow. When I asked her what she wanted, she said something with diamonds would be nice. I've bought her a packet of playing cards.
Use it.
Last year I gifted a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift to my mother-in-law.
This year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
This year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. But she was willing to let it pass if he made it up to her in the right way.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
Fake?
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
"Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas," little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."
The bloody florist.
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
This story cracks me up every time I read it.
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for a new sweetheart's
birthday, and after careful consideration he decided
that a pair of gloves would strike the right note; romantic,
but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's
younger sister, he went shopping and bought a pair of
white gloves. The sister bought a pair of panties for
herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and
the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the
panties. Without checking the contents, the young man
sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with
the following note:
"I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit
of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it
wasn't for your sister, I would have chosen the longer
ones with buttons, but she said the short ones are easier
to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had
her try yours on for me and she looked really nice in
them.
I wish I were there to put them on for you the first
time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with
them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away, as naturally they will be a little
damp from wearing.
Just think of how many times I will kiss them in the
coming year. I hope you will wear them on our date this
Friday. I would love to see you in them. All my love."
birthday, and after careful consideration he decided
that a pair of gloves would strike the right note; romantic,
but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's
younger sister, he went shopping and bought a pair of
white gloves. The sister bought a pair of panties for
herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and
the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the
panties. Without checking the contents, the young man
sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with
the following note:
"I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit
of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it
wasn't for your sister, I would have chosen the longer
ones with buttons, but she said the short ones are easier
to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had
her try yours on for me and she looked really nice in
them.
I wish I were there to put them on for you the first
time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with
them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away, as naturally they will be a little
damp from wearing.
Just think of how many times I will kiss them in the
coming year. I hope you will wear them on our date this
Friday. I would love to see you in them. All my love."
Well we saw a lot of gift ideas above which we would not really recommend :)
But what we do highly recommend are exceptionally engraved compact mirrors which are ideal for any situation. Whether it is Christmas, Valentine’s day, Birthday or just a Thank You gift, these engraved compact mirrors would be a perfect fit and bring a smile to your loved one's face.
I shop my engraved compact mirrors from the link mentioned above. Below are some of my personal favorites:
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