Girls often complain that men are like subway trains because they use the same old lines to pick people up,well heres how some of them get even......
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Woman after hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
He: Does beauty run in your family?
She: It obviously doesn't in yours!
He: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
She: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
He: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
She: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
He:"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
She: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."