What sex are they???

Well what if we were to classify inanimate objects as genders????

Object	Male	Female	Why
Ziploc Bags	X		While they hold everything in, you can still see right through them.
Shoe	X		It's often unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
Copier		X	Once it's turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Tire	X		It's often over-inflated and some go bald.
Hot Air Balloon	X		To get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's all that hot air.
Sponges		X	They're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Subway	X		It uses the same old lines to pick people up
Hourglass		X	Over time, all its weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammer	X		It hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have one around.
Remote Control		X	Ha! You thought male. But: it gives men pleasure; he'd be lost without it; and, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!