Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Yes you are from venus.....

It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.
                                                                                                                         Edward Abbey..

SO lets check out the difference which makes us both so perfect for each other



Bathrooms: A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Magazines: There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

ArgumentsWomen always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.


Handwriting: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

FutureA woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

MarriageA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Going out: When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup...

Shoes: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, and then slip into Reebok sneakers. She wil carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under her desk. A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day.

Cats: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Mirrors: Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface--mirrors, spoons, store windows, toasters,

Garages: Women use garages to park their cars and to store their lawnmowers. Men use garages for many things. They hang license plates in garages, and they watch TV in garages, and they build useless lopsided benches in garages.

Movies: For women, their favorite movie scene is when Clark Gable kisses Vivien Leigh for the first time in "Gone With The Wind". For men, it's when Jimmy Cagney shoves a grapefruit in Mae Clark's face in "Public Enemy".

Jewelry: Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring, and that's it. Any more than that, and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic. .

The Telephone: Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

Directions: If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there", and, "I know I'm in the neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store".

Admitting Mistakes: Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted that he was wrong was Gen. George Custer.

Dressing up: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

Weddings:  When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about "the ceremony". Men talk about "the bachelor party".

Socks: 
Men wear sensible socks. They wear standard white sweatsocks. Women wear strange socks. They are cut way below the ankles, have pictues of clouds on them, and have a big fuzzy ball on the back.


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15 comments:

  1. LOL I am not sure if I agree... I blogged about My Sins Against Gender Stereotypes :) which is exactly the opposite of this post :)

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  2. Ahhh funny...I do agree about Arguments and Directions :P
    Men are so pigheaded..hehhe

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  3. Hey! this was really funny. Its a nice blog to come back to for some light heared reading. good work! tanu.

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  4. Hmmm...:) Interesting..Poor men, eh??

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  5. The best one was,

    Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

    ...just reminded my memories :-)

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  6. Hey is this blog collection of jokes and articles from across the web? I have read this elsewhere..

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  7. lolz... great collection dude

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  8. That was a hilarious collection and most of it true, if you are a man, that is! I absolutely agree about Directions. My husband will stop every 10 meters to ask for directions if we are staring at a signpost, but would refuse to ask when we are hopelessly lost:D

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  9. agree with a few points and also disagree with few.. but as it goes, exceptions are always there :)

    light-hearted, fun read :)

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