Monday, August 30, 2010

Give him the damm job!!!!

Job Application:This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!


NAME: Gilly Bushwash

SEX: Occasionally.

DESIRED POSITION:  Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

SALARY EXPECTED: Yes

EDUCATION:  High school was an incredible experience.

PREVIOUS SALARY: Less than I' m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: National record for eating 45 eggs in two minute

REASON FOR LEAVING: Terminated after saying, ‘It would be a blessing to be fired.”

PREFERRED HOURS:  1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:  Of what?

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION: Won a contest for building toothpick bridges in middle school.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Yes ,but only cigarettes

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Why would I lie?

SIGN HERE: Aries.

8 comments:

  1. Lol .... Its hilarious :P

    Ritz..
    www.delectableflavors.blogspot.com

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  2. Witty :D one more time you made me lol!!

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  3. remember reading this a few years back. Nice to see it again. But i thought this was for a job interview with Subway! :)

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  4. Hilarious. I particularly liked the question: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: This question is actually quite popular with interviewers.

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