Tuesday, August 10, 2010

To smoke or not to smoke????

Just compiled a random collection of quotes on cigarettes!!!! 

It's all one thing - both tend into one scope -

To live upon Tobacco and on Hope,
The one's but smoke, the other is but wind.
                                 ~Sir Robert Aytoun of Kincaldie, "Sonnet on Tobacco"


I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he has read of the effects of smoking that he gave up reading. - Lord Conesford

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well.  So I gave up cigarettes.  Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought:  "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.  ~Benny Hill

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.  ~Author Unknown

Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit.  Homicidal, but fit.  A different man.  Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.  ~A.P. Herbert

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.  It makes them soggy and hard to light.  ~Author Unknown

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep:  to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
- Anonymous

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
- Anonymous

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
- Anonymous

 Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.- Anonymous

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
- Anonymous

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time..- Mark Twain

There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.- Trey Parker

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.- Douglas Adams

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
- Mark Twain

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Dr. Gro Harlem

I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!- Dave Beard

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
- Wendy Liebman

I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again.- Bart Simpson

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.- Richard Carleton

I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.- John Richard

There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.- Harold Robbins

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?- Oscar Wilde

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain

3 comments:

  1. wonder what people find in the cigarette that they don't think twice about filling their own and others' lungs with the poisonous fumes! One thing is clear from the post -- that there are two types of people -- those who love cigarettes and those who hate it.

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  2. Awesome dude... I always share your links in FB !!

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  3. I did a similar one on beer :)
    http://opinionsandexpressions.wordpress.com/2008/07/01/beery-thoughts/

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