Just compiled a random collection of quotes on cigarettes!!!!
It's all one thing - both tend into one scope -
The one's but smoke, the other is but wind.
~Sir Robert Aytoun of Kincaldie, "Sonnet on Tobacco"
I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he has read of the effects of smoking that he gave up reading. - Lord Conesford
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. ~Benny Hill
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying. ~Author Unknown
Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine. ~A.P. Herbert
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. ~Author Unknown
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.- Anonymous
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time..- Mark Twain
There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.- Trey Parker
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.- Douglas Adams
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
- Mark Twain
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Dr. Gro Harlem
I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!- Dave Beard
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
- Wendy Liebman
I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again.- Bart Simpson
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.- Richard Carleton
I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.- John Richard
There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.- Harold Robbins
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?- Oscar Wilde
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.- Mark Twain