Saturday, September 18, 2010

Things Women Don't Know

Why do women always have the idea that they know more then men will ever do,well we certainly do not share the same opinion and actually chalked out a list of basic books women should read.




1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. TV Remotes: For Men Only

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both








Hope women agree ;)

Posted by Witty Jester at 11:05 PM

6 comments:

  1. haha, I was laughing my lungs out!

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  2. no i dont agree... i m sure there must be a longer list for men ... kindly search without bein partial... hahaha... thanks for visitin my blog and for feedback...

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  3. hmm i agree
    but WOMEN can do QUITE opposite of many things jotted down here
    lIke they can slam the ph down or cut the crap a man talks
    and so many more

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  4. Ha, ha.. My husband says,"Its reassuring to know that I am not the only one suffering." But if remotes, cars and laptops are for men then whats left for women? Kitchen and Daily Soaps? Nah..
    And if girls dont wear new outfits, the parties would be sooooo boring. Also the small chores which are promised to be completed after the game are never attempted. Even after the game.

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  5. That was a pretty one-sided list. I agree with Kshitija on that score!

    Point number 9 does not work.Why do you think my blog is called Cybernag? :)

    As for points 12 and 13, it is not true. Proof for you at http://cybernag.in/2010/02/driving-us-crazy! :D

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  6. Hi witty gester!

    LOL! this was so correct in many ways!!

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