Job Application:This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Gilly Bushwash
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
SALARY EXPECTED: Yes
EDUCATION: High school was an incredible experience.
PREVIOUS SALARY: Less than I' m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: National record for eating 45 eggs in two minute
REASON FOR LEAVING: Terminated after saying, ‘It would be a blessing to be fired.”
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION: Won a contest for building toothpick bridges in middle school.
DO YOU SMOKE?: Yes ,but only cigarettes
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Why would I lie?
SIGN HERE: Aries.