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SIMPSONS series is a satirical parody of a working class American lifestyle epitomized by its eponymous family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional city of Springfield, and lampoons American culture, society, television and many aspects of the human condition. Here are the handpicked gems of the show by the characters of the series and their take on human philosophy
SIMPSONS series is a satirical parody of a working class American lifestyle epitomized by its eponymous family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional city of Springfield, and lampoons American culture, society, television and many aspects of the human condition. Here are the handpicked gems of the show by the characters of the series and their take on human philosophy
Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
Principal Skinner: That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
Sideshow Bob: You want the truth! You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
Chief Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary
Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
You heard me; I won't be in for the rest of the week... I told you! My baby beat me up! No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that
Homer: Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth.
Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
The strong must protect the Sweet.
The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.
Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
lol..I love Homer!
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