Don't you at times wish that your spouse be more compatible and understanding; well we have a antidote to your problems, presented here is a list of seminars where you can send you husband or wife to!!
You, too, can do housework
PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
How to fill an ice tray
We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
Spelling -- Even you can get it right
You -- The Weaker Sex
Reasons to give flowers
How to stay awake after sex
Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
How to put the toilet lid down
"The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are bullshit
The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")
Changing your underwear -- It really works
The Attainable Goal -- Omitting "TITS" from your vocabulary
Techniques for calling home
"Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
Elementary Map Reading
Advanced Math Seminar -- Program your VCR
You can go shopping for less then 4 hours
Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
The Seven-Outfit Week
PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It)
Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
Yes, You Can Buy Condoms
Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
"To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child
Healing his Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?
Well!! all of theses are impractical in practical life. So never try them.
ReplyDeletevery interesting, it was good to read a few some new additions in there.. "you can fall asleep without IT .. " ahem!!
ReplyDeleteBut as a guy have to admit, you need to work on your seminars for women.. we would like to add to the list for sure.
:))))..fun & well observed post..liked it a lot
ReplyDeleteSo which seminar did you take? :D
ReplyDeleteHey WJ, posting comments is a very lenghty process on your blog? Can you simplify it? For instance the word verification needs to be done TWICE! You could give a Name/URL option, for instance instead of posting through google account.